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Forum: Basketball Thu Jan 15, 2009, 03:14pm
Replies: 52
Views: 3,601
Posted By MCJB Ump
The lower the age group the worse the coaches are...

The lower the age group the worse the coaches are in regards to chirping about calls.
Forum: Baseball Sun Oct 26, 2008, 07:58pm
Replies: 35
Views: 4,482
Posted By MCJB Ump
Oh really? How about live from 3 feet away? No...

Oh really? How about live from 3 feet away? No way in hell he shouldn't see that.
Forum: Baseball Sun Oct 26, 2008, 07:47pm
Replies: 35
Views: 4,482
Posted By MCJB Ump
Missed another one . Clearly tagged him right on...

Missed another one . Clearly tagged him right on the azz. NO excuse for missing that one.:mad:
Forum: Baseball Sun Sep 07, 2008, 09:56am
Replies: 24
Views: 3,192
Posted By MCJB Ump
Got one on Ebay for $135. Worth every penny.

Got one on Ebay for $135. Worth every penny.
Forum: General / Off-Topic Fri May 02, 2008, 03:27pm
Replies: 8
Views: 2,451
Posted By MCJB Ump
Jokes

I went grocery shopping recently while not being altogether sure that course
of action was a wise one. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and
consumed a massive quantity of my...
Forum: Baseball Tue Apr 15, 2008, 06:57pm
Replies: 23
Views: 3,030
Posted By MCJB Ump
Rule 7.01 A runner acquires the right to an...

Rule 7.01 A runner acquires the right to an unoccupied base when he touches it before he is out.

The runner has to beat the ball. There are no ties, runner was out.
Forum: General / Off-Topic Tue Apr 15, 2008, 06:31pm
Replies: 309
Views: 49,486
Posted By MCJB Ump
So we're supposed to read nearly 300 posts to...

So we're supposed to read nearly 300 posts to avoid repeating a joke????????:rolleyes:
Forum: Basketball Thu Mar 20, 2008, 10:23pm
Replies: 15
Views: 1,869
Posted By MCJB Ump
The Columbus police are now officially on...

The Columbus police are now officially on alert.:rolleyes:
Forum: General / Off-Topic Wed Mar 12, 2008, 09:26pm
Replies: 309
Views: 49,486
Posted By MCJB Ump
Father Kelly is driving down to New York and gets...

Father Kelly is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut .

The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of...
Forum: General / Off-Topic Wed Mar 12, 2008, 09:24pm
Replies: 309
Views: 49,486
Posted By MCJB Ump
Paddy was in New York . He was patiently...

Paddy was in New York .

He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing.

The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, 'Okay, pedestrians.' Then he'd...
Forum: General / Off-Topic Wed Mar 12, 2008, 09:20pm
Replies: 309
Views: 49,486
Posted By MCJB Ump
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and...

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

The man said, 'I do, Father.'

The priest said, 'Then stand over there against...
Forum: General / Off-Topic Wed Mar 12, 2008, 03:04pm
Replies: 309
Views: 49,486
Posted By MCJB Ump
Talking Tis the Season!!!! Paddy was driving down...

Tis the Season!!!!


Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. ...
Forum: Basketball Fri Mar 07, 2008, 05:31pm
Replies: 45
Views: 4,274
Posted By MCJB Ump
Just after requesting a full time out..... ...

Just after requesting a full time out.....

Coach: How can we have 14 fouls and they only have 4??

Me: Coach, tell your kids to quit fouling.

Coach: What???????????????????????

Me: Tell...
Forum: Basketball Sun Feb 24, 2008, 07:41am
Replies: 14
Views: 1,528
Posted By MCJB Ump
More of a brain cramp.......it happens.

More of a brain cramp.......it happens.
Forum: Basketball Tue Feb 12, 2008, 06:01pm
Replies: 28
Views: 1,969
Posted By MCJB Ump
It went from about 157,000 to over 160,00 in the...

It went from about 157,000 to over 160,00 in the 10 minutes that I was clicking.

:eek:
Forum: Basketball Mon Jan 28, 2008, 10:33pm
Replies: 23
Views: 3,034
Posted By MCJB Ump
I had no idea which one Mr. Welmer was but it...

I had no idea which one Mr. Welmer was but it only took about 20 seconds to figure it out. lol
Forum: Basketball Sat Jan 26, 2008, 11:57am
Replies: 27
Views: 2,874
Posted By MCJB Ump
2 nights ago end of first half team A with a...

2 nights ago end of first half team A with a throw in on their baseline. There are 2.6 seconds on the clock. Immediately after the ball is thrown in I hear " 3 SECONDS, .3 SECONDS" from some genius...
Forum: Basketball Mon Jan 21, 2008, 08:43pm
Replies: 18
Views: 2,023
Posted By MCJB Ump
Lead in an 8th grade boys game. Gym two sizes...

Lead in an 8th grade boys game. Gym two sizes too small with a restraining line, dual backcourt lines and about 1 foot from endline to a padded (thank God) wall. Trying to watch for contact...
Forum: Basketball Mon Jan 21, 2008, 08:08pm
Replies: 15
Views: 1,593
Posted By MCJB Ump
Agree. They are "intentonally" fouling so it IS...

Agree. They are "intentonally" fouling so it IS an "intentional" foul.

Easy call.
Forum: Basketball Sat Jan 19, 2008, 05:23pm
Replies: 8
Views: 1,419
Posted By MCJB Ump
Phelps was named the head coach of Notre Dame for...

Phelps was named the head coach of Notre Dame for the 1971-1972 season. In 20 seasons at Notre Dame, he recorded a 393-197 mark (.666), including 14 20-win seasons. He led Notre Dame to its only...
Forum: Basketball Sat Jan 19, 2008, 05:07pm
Replies: 6
Views: 1,216
Posted By MCJB Ump
We have Tenn - ohio state on CBS and NC -...

We have Tenn - ohio state on CBS and NC - Maryland on ABC here in NE Ohio. Both 3 point games with about 10 minutes remaining.
Forum: Basketball Sat Jan 19, 2008, 04:54pm
Replies: 21
Views: 2,175
Posted By MCJB Ump
Thumbs up In my fifth season doing hoops and will have my...

In my fifth season doing hoops and will have my 1st three man varsity game this coming Friday. I am feeling all the same emotions that bigdog did in the original post and am definitely looking...
Forum: Basketball Fri Jan 18, 2008, 10:36am
Replies: 21
Views: 2,033
Posted By MCJB Ump
CLASSIC!!!

CLASSIC!!!
Forum: Basketball Thu Jan 17, 2008, 09:29pm
Replies: 14
Views: 1,378
Posted By MCJB Ump
Freshman boys game home team's winning 15-14 at...

Freshman boys game home team's winning 15-14 at half. Final score 44 - 17 visitors. 16-0 3rd quarter and a 14-2 4th. Never seen anything like it. :confused:
Forum: General / Off-Topic Wed Jan 16, 2008, 02:39pm
Replies: 309
Views: 49,486
Posted By MCJB Ump
Two guys were discussing popular family trends...

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, Did you? " Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her...
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