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Old Fri Jan 13, 2006, 03:26pm
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Dan, please tell us you're looking up the words to all of these songs...you don't actually know them do you?
Back when I had hair I played in a wedding band (true story)...sad to say I do know all these stupid lyrics...but now ladies and gentlemen, it's been a wonderful evening and it's time for our...

Last dance
Our last chance
For love...
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Old Fri Jan 13, 2006, 03:32pm
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So, were you the Adam Sandler, nice guy wedding singer, the bitter twisted Adam Sandler wedding singer, or (my favorite) the super cheesy Jon Lovitz wedding singer? Do you take requests? How about a little "In the Navy"?
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Old Fri Jan 13, 2006, 03:43pm
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well, I just went kinda tingly. All over.


Man, now we KNOW it was a loooonnnngggg time ago - it's been 15 or 20 years since JR was able to feel tingly all over.
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Old Fri Jan 13, 2006, 03:52pm
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So, were you the Adam Sandler, nice guy wedding singer, the bitter twisted Adam Sandler wedding singer, or (my favorite) the super cheesy Jon Lovitz wedding singer? Do you take requests? How about a little "In the Navy"?
Nah, I was the bored looking guy in the back who sat on the amp & went outside for a little...err...well you know every now and then. My career took a nosedive the night I got the band to play Stormy Monday while they served the main course & the leader was outside talking to a potential customer. He got back at us though...made us play Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Old Oak Tree for 10 minutes.

And the joke is

Do you take requests?
Yes I do
Can you play solo?
Yes, I can
Can you play solo we can't hear you?
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Old Fri Jan 13, 2006, 04:02pm
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Too funny! I'm off to pack my gear bag and go to my game. I have a bit of a road trip tonight, but both the girls and boys from the home team are ranked in the top 3 of their class. Should be some good hoops.
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Old Fri Jan 13, 2006, 04:06pm
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I played in a wedding band. [/B][/QUOTE]All of you got inside that little metal ring?

Well, Heavens to Chuck.....

Which reminds me....Dan, did you guys ever do my personal favorite?

Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live.

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Telling great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little feet
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet.

Well, I don't want no Short People
Well, I don't want no Short People
Well, I don't want no Short People
'Round here.


Sing that one to the kids in your class, Rock-O. Kinda like a little history lesson for 'em.






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Old Fri Jan 13, 2006, 04:27pm
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ROFLMAO...now I have to explain to my class why I'm laughing so hard...thanks, JR!
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Old Fri Jan 13, 2006, 04:49pm
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ROFLMAO...now I have to explain to my class why I'm laughing so hard...thanks, JR!
Thought you'd remember that, Rocky. Man, Randy Newman had the PC police out after him on that one, didn't he?

My favorite part was:
They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say 'hello'


The image just went through my head of Dan holding Chuck up at center and saying to the captains "And my partner tonight is...."
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Old Fri Jan 13, 2006, 05:12pm
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well, I just went kinda tingly. All over.


Man, now we KNOW it was a loooonnnngggg time ago - it's been 15 or 20 years since JR was able to feel tingly all over.
Well...at least it's tingly.

...wasn't it JR that said...

If it ain't hurtin', it probably ain't workin'.

Did someone request the "Navy Song"?

I joined the Navy...
to see the girls...

and what did I see...
I saw the sea.


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Old Fri Jan 13, 2006, 07:15pm
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well, I just went kinda tingly. All over.
Man, now we KNOW it was a loooonnnngggg time ago - it's been 15 or 20 years since JR was able to feel tingly all over.
Well...at least it's tingly.

...wasn't it JR that said...

If it ain't hurtin', it probably ain't workin'.
True story.....

When I was about 7 years old, my parents took me on a Caribbean cruise out of Miami Beach. While we were passing through the Bermuda Triangle, the ship got caught in a tremendous storm and went down. The next thing I knew I was all alone on a life raft, just drifting along with the current. About 2 days after that, I was lucky enough to be washed ashore on a deserted island. Well, I lived on that island all by myself for about 10 years. One day, while walking along the beach, I saw this beautiful, voluptuous young blonde lying on the beach.
I went up to her and said "Who are you and what are you doing here?".
She said "Our boat was shipwrecked last night and I just got washed up on this beach this morning. And who are you, you long-haired, tall and handsome stranger, and what are you doing on this deserted island?".
Well, I told her my tale about also being shipwrecked as a lad, and having to live on that deserted island for the last 10 years.
The beautiful blonde said "That's simply amazing, you incredibly handsome young man, but how did you survive on this island for so long?".
I told her "Well, I caught fish from the sea and drank coconut milk, but I mainly dug for clams".
She said "But what have you done for sex all these years?".
I replied "Sex? What is sex?".

So she showed me........

Afterwards, she said "What do you think of 'sex' now, young JR?".
I said "Wow, that was great! But look at whatinthehell you did to my clamdigger!".

It's true, Dude-y, it's true......

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Old Fri Jan 13, 2006, 08:26pm
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Originally posted by RookieDude
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Originally posted by rockyroad
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Originally posted by Jurassic Referee
well, I just went kinda tingly. All over.
Man, now we KNOW it was a loooonnnngggg time ago - it's been 15 or 20 years since JR was able to feel tingly all over.
Well...at least it's tingly.

...wasn't it JR that said...

If it ain't hurtin', it probably ain't workin'.
True story.....

When I was about 7 years old, my parents took me on a Caribbean cruise out of Miami Beach. While we were passing through the Bermuda Triangle, the ship got caught in a tremendous storm and went down. The next thing I knew I was all alone on a life raft, just drifting along with the current. About 2 days after that, I was lucky enough to be washed ashore on a deserted island. Well, I lived on that island all by myself for about 10 years. One day, while walking along the beach, I saw this beautiful, voluptuous young blonde lying on the beach.
I went up to her and said "Who are you and what are you doing here?".
She said "Our boat was shipwrecked last night and I just got washed up on this beach this morning. And who are you, you long-haired, tall and handsome stranger, and what are you doing on this deserted island?".
Well, I told her my tale about also being shipwrecked as a lad, and having to live on that deserted island for the last 10 years.
The beautiful blonde said "That's simply amazing, you incredibly handsome young man, but how did you survive on this island for so long?".
I told her "Well, I caught fish from the sea and drank coconut milk, but I mainly dug for clams".
She said "But what have you done for sex all these years?".
I replied "Sex? What is sex?".

So she showed me........

Afterwards, she said "What do you think of 'sex' now, young JR?".
I said "Wow, that was great! But look at whatinthehell you did to my clamdigger!".

It's true, Dude-y, it's true......

Now that is a CLASSIC!

Gotta go...have a small school Varsity Boys game tonight...they are undefeated and looking to extend the streak vs. a cross-town private school rival...should be fun.

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Old Fri Jan 13, 2006, 11:18pm
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I said "Wow, that was great! But look at whatinthehell you did to my clamdigger!".

You had those dwarf clams on that island, eh?
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Old Sat Jan 14, 2006, 01:58am
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I said "Wow, that was great! But look at whatinthehell you did to my clamdigger!".

You had those dwarf clams on that island, eh?
Lost my polevaulting scholarship because of that too......
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