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Old Fri May 02, 2003, 07:47am
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Okay, I'll give this another try.

So there is this bricklayer....
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Don't you get the bricklayer joke??? Okay, I'll try one more...



There is this guy on an airplane smoking a cigar, so the flight attendant comes over and says, "Sir, there is no smoking on this flight. You have to put that out."

The flight attendant walks away, but the man keeps smoking. The flight attendant comes back and says, "If you don't put that cigar out, that cigar is going out the window."

She leaves again, but he keeps puffing away. So she comes back, snatches the cigar, and chucks it out the window.

Now a couple of rows back, a lady has a little dog, and it won't stop barking. So the flight attendant heads over there. "If you don't shut that dog up, that dog is going out the window."

A couple of minutes later the dog is still barking. So the flight attendant goes over, grabs the dog, and tosses it out the window.

A few rows back, a little boy with a window seat tugs on his mom's sleeve. "Look out the window, Mommy," says the little boy. She looks out and sees this little dog hanging on to the wing by his front paws. And what does the dog have in it's mouth?
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