Man and his new bride are on their honeymoon-flying to Hawaii.He's pissed off at her because she brought her poodle along,and he can't stand the yappy things. She's pissed off at him because he's smoking a big ol' cigar,and she hates the smell of cigar smoke.They're fighting and fussing back and forth,when the pilot of the plane comes into the cabin.He says "Tsk,tsk,folks.We can't have ya fighting like this on your honeymoon.I'll tell ya what I'm gonna do!I'm gonna go put the poodle out on one wing,and then I'm gonna go put the cigar out on the other wing.That should keep the both of you happy!".The pilot then proceeds to do that-puts the poodle on one wing and the cigar on the other wing.The man and his bride now make up,are happy and are cuddling away.All of a sudden,the door to the outside of the airplane opens up,and the poodle comes strolling in!
Guess what the poodle had in it's mouth?
