Thread: JOKES!!!
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Old Thu May 01, 2003, 05:09pm
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3 man's (2 from israel and one from france)are flying in an airplane to a nice vacation in gaza..in the middle of the flight the israelis had a fight with the guy from france and they wanted to throw him out from the airplane.
the capitan of the flight saw there intention and shout them:"hi dani..beni...you can't throw out a man from my airplane in the middle of the flight without a reasonable reason..i tell you what..i will ask each one of you a question.if one of you won't know the answer.. than you can throw him out..ok?
the capitan started and he asked the first israeli:" dani.. when did the worldwar 1 open?
DANI:1937?
capitan:"no dani.. but i will accepte that answer!..NOW TO THE SECOND QUESTION..
capitan:"beni..when did worldwar 2 open?
BENI:1941?
capitan:"no beni...but i will accepte that answer!
now to you my frence freind..
capitan:"fransoa..how many jews died in the holocaust?
FRANSOA:i know that !!6 millions!!!
capitan:"yes fransoa..but what about there names?...
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