JOKES!!!

Hmmmmm, since this thing has taken a life of its own, I shall jump in! If you find any of my stuff offensive, please let me know and I shall remove it.

Here goes:

#1-(Disclaimer: I was raised Methodist!)--Three men were sitting in a bar, a Lutheran, a Catholic, and a Mormon. The Lutheran man brags that his wife is now pregnant with their 5th child, enough to start a basketball lineup. The Catholic man says that's nothing, since his wife is pregnant with their 11th kid, enough to have a starting lineup in football. The Mormon says that's nothing, since he has 17 wives and needs just one more for a golf course.

#2-During the Bill Clinton administration, all female interns at the White House bragged of offers of extra fringe benefits. Only Monica Lewinsky accepted!

#3-Three old Catholic ladies are sitting around, having tea. The first one says, "My son is a preist, and it's pretty cool when he enters the room and everyone says 'Hello, Father!" The second lady says, "That's nothing, my son's a cardinal, and it's really cool when he enters a room and they say 'Hello, your eminence." Silence falls upon them. The two look at the third lady, who finally says...."My son is 6'4", weighs 215 pounds, and is a world-champion bodybuilder. When he walks in the room, every lady is saying 'OH, MY GOD!"

bada bing

[Edited by Ref Ump Welsch on May 18th, 2005 at 12:45 AM]