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A duck walks into a general store goes up to the counter and ask the clerk "you got any fish?"
The clerk says "no" and the duck leaves. The duck goes in the next day, goes to the clerk and asks "You got any fish?"
The clerk again replies "NO!"
This goes on for a week. Finally as the duck walks in and asks "You got any fish?" The clerk replies "NO, and if you come in here again I'm gonna nail your bill to the floor!"
The duck says "OK" and leaves.
The next day the duck walks in and asks the clerk "You got any nails?" The clerk replies "No." So the duck asks "You got any fish?"
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