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Please note, this joke falls in the sports catagory;
2 buddies are out fishing in the river early one morning. Suddenly they hear some rustling in the bushes and some sticks breaking and out appears a great big momma bear for her morning drink. The 2 buddies hold completly still and don't make a noise. After her drink, momma bear stands up to stretch and out of the corner of her eye, she notices the 2 fishermen.
1 buddy says to the other; whadda-ya gonna do?
Buddy #2 says; I'm gonna run.
Buddy #1 asks; do you think you can outrun a bear?
Buddy #2 replies confidently; no but I think I can outrun you!
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