I violated rule #1.....not THAT rule #1

[Rich]

Sorry to say, but you were "that guy." You know, the coach that lets everyone know that he is an official (whether you did or not).

I'm certainly not perfect and I've worked with partners that make mistakes too, but had I known you were an official and you acted that way, you'd probably be checking which radio station was carrying the game so you could listen in the car.

In #1, why are you talking to the official? You're the assistant coach - keep your mouth shut.

#2 I'd whack you right there. I wouldn't have said what that official said, certainly, but that phrase from you would result in free throws being shot and your wife sitting down.

#3 - Whack if you hadn't had one. Ejection if you had.

#4 - You really have nerve as an assistant coach. Sounds like the officials aren't the only one who have learning to do. Sounds like you need to learn your role. Hint: It's a more silent one when it comes to the officials.