Looking for consistency

[Adam]

Originally Posted by rockyroad

It's that kind of hair-splitting that (I believe) Brad is decrying here.

Wait a second! The hair has to match, too?

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by Snaqwells

Wait a second! The hair has to match, too?

Yes. If they are wearing green uniforms, it helps if they are aliens. Or if they're from Iowa.

[Adam]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Yes. If they are wearing green uniforms, it helps if they are aliens. Or if they're from Iowa.

Wow, I'm glad I got out of there in time.

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Yes. If they are wearing green uniforms, it helps if they are aliens. Or if they're from Iowa.

That boy is definitely not from western Iowa. You wouldn't catch any grass-headed idiots in those parts, and I should know because I teach in that part of the state.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by Ref Ump Welsch

That boy is definitely not from western Iowa. You wouldn't catch any grass-headed idiots in those parts, and I should know because I teach in that part of the state.

So...all the grass-headed idiots are in eastern Iowa? That must make for some fun games.

[Adam]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

So...all the grass-headed idiots are in eastern Iowa? That must make for some fun games.

Nah, we shipped them all to Portland back in '03.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by Snaqwells

Nah, we shipped them all to Portland back in '03.

So that's where all those coaches came from! That explains a lot.

[BillyMac]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by BillyMac

Someone should send one of those to this guy.

[rockyroad]

Originally Posted by Snaqwells

Wait a second! The hair has to match, too?

Sigh...I don't even know what to say to you anymore.

[Adam]

Originally Posted by rockyroad

Sigh...I don't even know what to say to you anymore.

If only Jurassic were here to see you've been made speechless....

[rsl]

Originally Posted by Snaqwells

Wait a second! The hair has to match, too?

Reminds me of an intramural team in college from the asian student association. They intentionally wore no numbers on front and completely identical black shirts, black shoes, black shorts and black headbands. They knew it could be difficult to tell asians apart and were trying to make it hard to pick up your man in a man defense. It actually worked, to an extent, but it didn't overcome the height disadvantage they had.