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Old Wed Jun 07, 2006, 09:21am
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"Hey! Where did Mr. Elias go??"
"He's standing behind Melissa."

It's true...it's true...
"Can Mr. Elias come out and play? We need a second base."

It's true....it's true....
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Old Wed Jun 07, 2006, 09:50am
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"Can Mr. Elias come out and play? We need a second base."

It's true....it's true....
You guys are all shortaphobes...it's true...it's true!
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Old Wed Jun 07, 2006, 09:57am
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You guys are all shortaphobes...it's true...it's true!
And that comes from a guy that works as a garden gnome during the summer.....

It's true, it's true......
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Old Wed Jun 07, 2006, 10:01am
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You guys are all shortaphobes...it's true...it's true!
Damn! He figured us out!

Btw, one of the scariest movies of all time:
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Old Wed Jun 07, 2006, 10:15am
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Nice shoes on the Munchkins. I wonder if you can get them in patent leather. How cool would that be- for your next game?
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Old Wed Jun 07, 2006, 10:22am
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Nice shoes on the Munchkins. I wonder if you can get them in patent leather. How cool would that be- for your next game?
Hmm...camps are coming up. I could get those shoes in patent leather, along with those striped socks...

Think that would get me noticed?
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Old Wed Jun 07, 2006, 10:31am
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Nice shoes on the Munchkins. I wonder if you can get them in patent leather. How cool would that be- for your next game?
I saw a link here the other day that advertised these very shoes made by Puma. Very cheap.
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Old Wed Jun 07, 2006, 10:35am
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Hmm...camps are coming up. I could get those shoes in patent leather, along with those striped socks...

Think that would get me noticed?
Probably....you already have a haircut like the Munchkin on the end. All you need is something to time the games at camp- maybe like the watch that the fat Munchkin standing behind Dorothy has...you know, the one that looks like he's waiting for Dorothy to bend over. Wait a minute....that fat Munchkin.....is that Ron Jeremy?
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Old Wed Jun 07, 2006, 10:52am
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Probably....you already have a haircut like the Munchkin on the end.
Do you know how much I have to spend on hair gel every year just to keep that curl in place?
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Wait a minute....that fat Munchkin.....is that Ron Jeremy?
He had to start his career somehere, right? Some get their start on the stage, others in commercials. (Uh oh, now people know that I know who Ron Jeremy is...)
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Old Wed Jun 07, 2006, 10:53am
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is that Ron Jeremy?
There's no Ron Jeremy in my Baseball Encyclopedia. So, uh, who are you talking about?
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Old Wed Jun 07, 2006, 10:55am
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Probably....you already have a haircut like the Munchkin on the end. All you need is something to time the games at camp- maybe like the watch that the fat Munchkin standing behind Dorothy has...you know, the one that looks like he's waiting for Dorothy to bend over. Wait a minute....that fat Munchkin.....is that Ron Jeremy?
Hmmmm....we finally know what a couple of tra la la's are...it all makes sense now...

Ha Ha Ha, Ho Ho Ho and a couple of tra la la's.
That's how we laugh the day away in the Merry Ole Land of Oz!
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Old Wed Jun 07, 2006, 10:56am
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There's no Ron Jeremy in my Baseball Encyclopedia. So, uh, who are you talking about?
Ooh, I can't wait to see the picture JR's gonna post now!
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Old Wed Jun 07, 2006, 11:40am
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There's no Ron Jeremy in my Baseball Encyclopedia. So, uh, who are you talking about?
Look it up. Ron Jeremy hit .300 for the Mariners in 1992. Without using a bat either. He used.....nevermind.
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Old Wed Jun 07, 2006, 11:42am
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Ooh, I can't wait to see the picture JR's gonna post now!
I wanted to be Ron Jeremy when I grew up.....but I flunked the physical.
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Old Wed Jun 07, 2006, 11:45am
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I wanted to be Ron Jeremy when I grew up.....but I flunked the physical.
You weren't fat and hairy enough?
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