Best/funniest ejection you've seen

[bushfire]

Runner on 1B when a pitched ball gets passed catcher. The catcher runs back to retrieve the ball but he only manages to kick it back towards me. When he grabs the ball he yells at me for getting in his way. I didn't consider it very serious, he was obviously distressed at allowing the runner an easy base. I said to him "you need to settle down a bit". To that he replied "OH great!" and walked off towards the dugout. The coach came out and gave me a substitute and the game continued.

After the game the coach asked me if I would be submitting a report about the ejection. He looked a little puzzled when I replied that nobody was ejected.

It seems that everyone except me thought that I had ejected him.