Brad ...Make him stop !

[Mike Simonds]

I got hit by a pass during a game played in a torrential rain storm... My normally "cat-like" feet (how my referee describes my nimbleness at the umpire position) were stuck in the mud and the only move I could make was to bend sideways so the ball hit me in the bicep area instead of my head... The defense gave me credit for causing an incomplete pass!!! Luckily the ball was so slippery I don't think an eligible receiver was anywhere near me.