Things I learned at camp

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

Let us know if everything came out all right with your dog.

And, if Carlos does show up, I'm hiding my Gatorade containers.

I am proud to say that I'm am a responsible dog owner. I always carry a l'il doggie doo-doo bag and disposable gloves. I even mimic like I'm actually trying to pick sumthin' up if anybody happens to look my way, even though I never do. What I don't do is pat the l'il barker on the head and say "good doggie" and give her a dog treat after she takes a dump. Nobody ever does that for me. Fair's fair.

And as we talk, "going postal" is being changed to "going Carlos".