Answering 'Rules' questions during a game

[Texas Aggie]

In 3-5 years if they are fortunate enough, absolutely. But not today sir/ma'am.

I STRONGLY recommend you do NOT make these kinds of comments. One thing I've learned is that my sense of humor is not often shared by others, even if its just a time and place discrepancy. Just answer yes or no to questions called for it. Later, if things are light and there's a few seconds for a follow up comment, you can say your other comment if you think its appropriate, but never use it in a primary answer.