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Old Tue Mar 04, 2008, 03:16pm
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By the way, I heard on the news last night that Senator Larry Craig is looking for an intern. Maybe we can steer some fanboys his way.
To apply they'll have to slide their resumes under the door of stall #3
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Old Tue Mar 04, 2008, 03:35pm
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To apply they'll have to slide their resumes under the door of stall #3
Well, that a new name to call 'em.......
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Old Tue Mar 04, 2008, 03:49pm
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Well, that a new name to call 'em.......
Yeah and some of us have longer more substantial and...errr... (cough cough) meatier resumes than others.
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Old Tue Mar 04, 2008, 03:51pm
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Yeah and some of us have longer more substantial and...errr... (cough cough) meatier resumes than others.
Yes, but is your resume to the point? If not, Craig won't consider you for the position.
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Old Tue Mar 04, 2008, 03:57pm
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Yes, but is your resume to the point? If not, Craig won't consider you for the position.
Why? Is he a mis..., a mys.... Is he a woman hater?
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Old Tue Mar 04, 2008, 04:16pm
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Why? Is he a mis..., a mys.... Is he a woman hater?
hmmm.. I think from what we've learned he's not entirely a woman hater.

They are just not his preference, given the choice.
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Old Tue Mar 04, 2008, 06:05pm
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Old Wed Mar 05, 2008, 11:18am
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My anniversary is coming up ...My wife saidshe wanted something with diamonds in it.....So I'm getting her a deck of poker cards...


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Old Thu Mar 06, 2008, 01:13am
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Old Tue Mar 04, 2008, 04:00pm
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Yeah and some of us have longer more substantial and...errr... (cough cough) meatier resumes than others.
And some of us don't have to slide their "resumes" under the door......
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Old Tue Mar 04, 2008, 04:12pm
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And some of us don't have to slide their "resumes" under the door......
Yeah, under the door or fling it over the top, whatever.

Either way works once I untie it from my ankle.
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