More totally off-topic poll questions

[ChuckElias]

More poll questions, this time about college basketball!
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What the heck was the president of St. Bonaventure thinking when he admitted a student with a welding degree?

A. "Welding? I though they said Wesleyan."

B. "Hey, it's not just a welding degree. It's also a 35-inch vertical leap."

C. "That whole welder-turned-student thing worked for Jennifer Beals in 'Flashdance.' "

D. "St. Bonaventure opens it arms to all prospective students, be they points guards, shooting guards, centers ..."

E. "If the NCAA asks, you're just preparing in case the basket gets cracked during a game and needs to get fixed on the fly."

F. "We were planning on sealing the door shut on integrity in college sports anyway, and thought this would make the metaphor more concrete."
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What the heck were Georgia hoops coach Jim Harrick Sr. and his son thinking when they reportedly provided illegal money and gifts to a player after Harrick Sr. got into trouble at UCLA and Rhode Island for similar rules violations? Harrick Jr. was fired last week, and Harrick Sr. was suspended with pay Monday.

A. "The first time was for a national title, the second time was for Lamar Odom and the third time was for ... Tony freakin' Cole?"

B. "The devil went down to Georgia ..."

C. "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree -- especially when it's a money tree."

D. "This should distract people from that sexual harassment suit just fine."

E. "Get Tark on the phone."

F. "Next stop, St. Bonaventure."
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