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Mark Padgett Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:17pm
Totally off topic - lame joke of the year
 
Did you hear that all the toilet seats at the police station were stolen?
It's doubtful they'll find the guy.
The cops have nothing to go on. http://www.runemasterstudios.com/gra...ges/tongue.gif

Dan_ref Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:20pm
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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
Did you hear that all the toilet seats at the police station were stolen?
It's doubtful they'll find the guy.
The cops have nothing to go on. http://www.runemasterstudios.com/gra...ges/tongue.gif
Since the male cops obviously can still "go" this is yet another example of the insensitive anti-woman humor that is all too common in our society.

I don't expect you to get it, it is just too nuanced for your feeble mental abilities.

Jurassic Referee Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:38pm
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Originally Posted by Dan_ref

I don't expect you to get it, it is just too nuanced for your feeble mental <b>male</b> abilities.
Fixed it for ya....:)

Mark Padgett Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:51pm
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Originally Posted by Dan_ref
Since the male cops obviously can still "go" this is yet another example of the insensitive anti-woman humor that is all too common in our society.

I don't expect you to get it, it is just too nuanced for your feeble mental abilities.
No, you are the anti-feminist by thinking that all cops must be male. Obviously, this burglary took place at a precinct where all the officers were female.

I don't expect you to get it, it is just too nuanced for your feeble mental male abilities.

Jurassic Referee Tue Mar 04, 2008 01:03pm
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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
Obviously, this burglary took place at a precinct where all the officers were female.
Yeah, they must have wanted new fuzzy plush pink toilet seats.

Did my feeble male mental male abilities get it right?:D

fullor30 Tue Mar 04, 2008 01:38pm
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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
Did you hear that all the toilet seats at the police station were stolen?
It's doubtful they'll find the guy.
The cops have nothing to go on. http://www.runemasterstudios.com/gra...ges/tongue.gif

Potty on Garth.

Dan_ref Tue Mar 04, 2008 01:47pm
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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
No, you are the anti-feminist by thinking that all cops must be male. Obviously, this burglary took place at a precinct where all the officers were female.

I don't expect you to get it, it is just too nuanced for your feeble mental male abilities.
Actually I was assuming a 50/50 split males to females AND I assumed the precinct had co-Captains, one male one female, with equal authority and responsibility.

So there... :cool:

(of course the Gender Equality Compliance Officer would be a woman, that goes without saying)

Mark Padgett Tue Mar 04, 2008 01:58pm
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Originally Posted by Dan_ref
Actually I was assuming a 50/50 split males to females AND I assumed the precinct had co-Captains, one male one female, with equal authority and responsibility.

So there... :cool:

(of course the Gender Equality Compliance Officer would be a woman, that goes without saying)
OK - so only half the seats were stolen. Friends again?

Dan_ref Tue Mar 04, 2008 02:03pm
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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
OK - so only half the seats were stolen. Friends again?
Sure, we never stopped. But your solution leaves open the question of exactly *which* seats were stolen...this entire mess could have been avoided with unisex toilets!

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z...rry/toilet.jpg

Mark Padgett Tue Mar 04, 2008 02:05pm
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Originally Posted by Dan_ref
Sure, we never stopped. But your solution leaves open the question of exactly *which* seats were stolen...this entire mess could have been avoided with unisex toilets!
By the way, I heard on the news last night that Senator Larry Craig is looking for an intern. Maybe we can steer some fanboys his way. :D

Loudwhistle Tue Mar 04, 2008 03:14pm
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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
Did you hear that all the toilet seats at the police station were stolen?
It's doubtful they'll find the guy.
The cops have nothing to go on. http://www.runemasterstudios.com/gra...ges/tongue.gif
Mark,
While we're on the subject, Did you know the Norwegians were the inventor of the toilet seat? The French were the ones who LATER cut the hole in the seat!:D

Dan_ref Tue Mar 04, 2008 03:16pm
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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
By the way, I heard on the news last night that Senator Larry Craig is looking for an intern. Maybe we can steer some fanboys his way. :D
To apply they'll have to slide their resumes under the door of stall #3

Jurassic Referee Tue Mar 04, 2008 03:35pm
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To apply they'll have to slide their <font color = red>resumes</font> under the door of stall #3
Well, that a new name to call 'em.......

Dan_ref Tue Mar 04, 2008 03:49pm
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Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee
Well, that a new name to call 'em.......
Yeah and some of us have longer more substantial and...errr... (cough cough) meatier resumes than others.

Mark Padgett Tue Mar 04, 2008 03:51pm
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Yeah and some of us have longer more substantial and...errr... (cough cough) meatier resumes than others.
Yes, but is your resume to the point? If not, Craig won't consider you for the position. :p


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