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Old Fri Sep 30, 2005, 12:24pm
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My wife insisted I take her someplace expensive for her birthday. So I took her to the gas station.
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Old Fri Sep 30, 2005, 12:35pm
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My wife insisted I take her someplace expensive for her birthday. So I took her to the gas station.
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Old Fri Sep 30, 2005, 12:42pm
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Here's one my 11 year old grandson Tyler sent me.

Who invented fractions?
Henry the Eighth.
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Old Fri Sep 30, 2005, 08:28pm
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Here's one my 11 year old grandson Tyler sent me.

Who invented fractions?
Henry the Eighth.
Wasn't he the guy that invented the Anglican church and beheaded his wife?
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Old Fri Sep 30, 2005, 10:29pm
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Here's one my 11 year old grandson Tyler sent me.

Who invented fractions?
Henry the Eighth.
Wasn't he the guy that invented the Anglican church and beheaded his wife?
Yeah - that just fractures me.
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Old Mon Oct 03, 2005, 04:46pm
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My wife insisted I take her someplace expensive for her birthday. So I took her to the gas station.
did you hear about the guy whose wife said what she wanted for her birthday was something that would go from zero to 200 in two seconds flat ?..... he bought her a bathroom scale
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