Totally off topic - lame joke of the year

[Mark Padgett]

Did you hear that all the toilet seats at the police station were stolen?
It's doubtful they'll find the guy.
The cops have nothing to go on.

[Dan_ref]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Did you hear that all the toilet seats at the police station were stolen?
It's doubtful they'll find the guy.
The cops have nothing to go on.

Since the male cops obviously can still "go" this is yet another example of the insensitive anti-woman humor that is all too common in our society.

I don't expect you to get it, it is just too nuanced for your feeble mental abilities.

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by Dan_ref

I don't expect you to get it, it is just too nuanced for your feeble mental male abilities.

Fixed it for ya....

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by Dan_ref

Since the male cops obviously can still "go" this is yet another example of the insensitive anti-woman humor that is all too common in our society.

I don't expect you to get it, it is just too nuanced for your feeble mental abilities.

No, you are the anti-feminist by thinking that all cops must be male. Obviously, this burglary took place at a precinct where all the officers were female.

I don't expect you to get it, it is just too nuanced for your feeble mental male abilities.

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Obviously, this burglary took place at a precinct where all the officers were female.

Yeah, they must have wanted new fuzzy plush pink toilet seats.

Did my feeble male mental male abilities get it right?

[fullor30]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Did you hear that all the toilet seats at the police station were stolen?
It's doubtful they'll find the guy.
The cops have nothing to go on.

Potty on Garth.

[Dan_ref]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

No, you are the anti-feminist by thinking that all cops must be male. Obviously, this burglary took place at a precinct where all the officers were female.

I don't expect you to get it, it is just too nuanced for your feeble mental male abilities.

Actually I was assuming a 50/50 split males to females AND I assumed the precinct had co-Captains, one male one female, with equal authority and responsibility.

So there...

(of course the Gender Equality Compliance Officer would be a woman, that goes without saying)

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by Dan_ref

Actually I was assuming a 50/50 split males to females AND I assumed the precinct had co-Captains, one male one female, with equal authority and responsibility.

So there...

(of course the Gender Equality Compliance Officer would be a woman, that goes without saying)

OK - so only half the seats were stolen. Friends again?

[Dan_ref]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

OK - so only half the seats were stolen. Friends again?

Sure, we never stopped. But your solution leaves open the question of exactly *which* seats were stolen...this entire mess could have been avoided with unisex toilets!

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by Dan_ref

Sure, we never stopped. But your solution leaves open the question of exactly *which* seats were stolen...this entire mess could have been avoided with unisex toilets!

By the way, I heard on the news last night that Senator Larry Craig is looking for an intern. Maybe we can steer some fanboys his way.

[Loudwhistle]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Did you hear that all the toilet seats at the police station were stolen?
It's doubtful they'll find the guy.
The cops have nothing to go on.

Mark,
While we're on the subject, Did you know the Norwegians were the inventor of the toilet seat? The French were the ones who LATER cut the hole in the seat!

[Dan_ref]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

By the way, I heard on the news last night that Senator Larry Craig is looking for an intern. Maybe we can steer some fanboys his way.

To apply they'll have to slide their resumes under the door of stall #3

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by Dan_ref

To apply they'll have to slide their resumes under the door of stall #3

Well, that a new name to call 'em.......

[Dan_ref]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

Well, that a new name to call 'em.......

Yeah and some of us have longer more substantial and...errr... (cough cough) meatier resumes than others.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by Dan_ref

Yeah and some of us have longer more substantial and...errr... (cough cough) meatier resumes than others.

Yes, but is your resume to the point? If not, Craig won't consider you for the position.