Totally off topic - lame joke of the year

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by Dan_ref

Actually I was assuming a 50/50 split males to females AND I assumed the precinct had co-Captains, one male one female, with equal authority and responsibility.

So there...

(of course the Gender Equality Compliance Officer would be a woman, that goes without saying)

OK - so only half the seats were stolen. Friends again?

[Dan_ref]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

OK - so only half the seats were stolen. Friends again?

Sure, we never stopped. But your solution leaves open the question of exactly *which* seats were stolen...this entire mess could have been avoided with unisex toilets!

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by Dan_ref

Sure, we never stopped. But your solution leaves open the question of exactly *which* seats were stolen...this entire mess could have been avoided with unisex toilets!

By the way, I heard on the news last night that Senator Larry Craig is looking for an intern. Maybe we can steer some fanboys his way.

[Dan_ref]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

By the way, I heard on the news last night that Senator Larry Craig is looking for an intern. Maybe we can steer some fanboys his way.

To apply they'll have to slide their resumes under the door of stall #3

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by Dan_ref

To apply they'll have to slide their resumes under the door of stall #3

Well, that a new name to call 'em.......

[Dan_ref]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

Well, that a new name to call 'em.......

Yeah and some of us have longer more substantial and...errr... (cough cough) meatier resumes than others.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by Dan_ref

Yeah and some of us have longer more substantial and...errr... (cough cough) meatier resumes than others.

Yes, but is your resume to the point? If not, Craig won't consider you for the position.

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by Dan_ref

Yeah and some of us have longer more substantial and...errr... (cough cough) meatier resumes than others.

And some of us don't have to slide their "resumes" under the door......