Ex-Cub on Steroids

[WhatWuzThatBlue]

I think Barry's funniest comment was that he never knowingly took steroids. He used a clear substance that he was told was a supplement. These guys revere their bodies more than a porn star and he thinks we'll fall for that. With the MLB policy being what it is, you can't say, "Sure, I'll take it, as long as you say it's safe." A Chris Rock line is in order, but it will surely get edited. Substitute your favorite one.

Yes, I believe that Sammy was popping steroids like tic tacs and got away with it. Barry, Jason, Rafael, Jose, Sammy are all in the same boat. They just got a new deck hand with Matt's addition.

Like I said, Greg Maddux takes off his shirt and people wonder how he does it. Babe Ruth looked like the Sta-Puft marshmallow man and got it done. Randy Johnson looks like a sideshow act. Chicks dig the long ball and no-nos, but 'roids still grab the money!