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Tue Sep 01, 2009, 08:24am
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Revenge is sweet
My sister has been a FP pitcher since grade school and I have umpired FP for 6 years, imagine the fights we had! As a fundraiser for her college team (this is her first year) the girls are required to umpire a series of SP tourneys put on by the town, without training. This is the first time she has ever umpired and she was doing the plate (I know, I know its SP but still). Here are some quotes from the phone call after the game...
"They were mean" Sister: (after telling a story about a weird play and the runner on 3rd possibly coming home but didn't)... so my partner looked at me to make a call and I didn't see it because I was looking at the plate Me: What was your partner doing? Sister: I don't know, probably jacking off in right field! Me: Did you throw anyone out, sounds like you should have Sister: NO! It was a league full of lesbians! They are vicious people! "You have it easy! You mostly do youth and High School so the people cussing you out are behind a huge fence!" and the best one... "I am never saying anything bad about what you do ever again" ...like I said, revenge is sweet! 
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Once when the Yankee's Lou Pinella was batting he questioned a Palermo strike call. Pinella demanded, "Where was that pitch at?" Palermo told him that a man wearing Yankee pinstripes in front of 30,000 people should not end a sentence with a preposition. So Pinella, no dummy, said, "OK, where was that pitch at, a**hole?" -George Will 
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Tue Sep 01, 2009, 08:46am
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Nothing like being in the shoes to feel how they fit.
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