My sister has been a FP pitcher since grade school and I have umpired FP for 6 years, imagine the fights we had! As a fundraiser for her college team (this is her first year) the girls are required to umpire a series of SP tourneys put on by the town, without training. This is the first time she has ever umpired and she was doing the plate (I know, I know its SP but still). Here are some quotes from the phone call after the game...
"They were mean"
Sister: (after telling a story about a weird play and the runner on 3rd possibly coming home but didn't)... so my partner looked at me to make a call and I didn't see it because I was looking at the plate
Me: What was your partner doing?
Sister: I don't know, probably jacking off in right field!
Me: Did you throw anyone out, sounds like you should have
Sister: NO! It was a league full of lesbians! They are vicious people!
"You have it easy! You mostly do youth and High School so the people cussing you out are behind a huge fence!"
and the best one...
"I am never saying anything bad about what you do ever again"
...like I said, revenge is sweet!
