In Need of Help for Revenge . . .

[Mountaineer]

OK, Friday a "buddy" called and asked if I wanted to work ONE game at a local high school, 3-person crew, $50 each. I've been working a lot of softball and thought this might be a good chance to try out my newly rehabed achilles tendon. I get to the gym and ask the coach who he's playing and he said "which game?" I thought "uh oh" . . . but said "How many games are there?" Come to find out there are 4 games in each of two gyms and we are only working 2-person. Now I'm thinking OMG! Then, just as you think that the night is as bleak as it can get - it gets worse. We started our first game and they come to our gym and tell us there are no officials in the other gym. So I volunteer to leave the larger floor to go to the smaller floor forgetting that there is no A/C in that gym and have to ref 3 games solo. These are all varsity level and all of them are the largest classification in the state (AAA) so that means they aren't walking it up the floor. They did only play a 25 min game with a running clock . . . but when you have teams pushing the ball up the floor for 25 min non-stop it's exhauting. I tried going 28' line to 28' line but realized quickly that I couldn't see crap from there so I started working top of key to key and going further down as needed. The fourth game we did 2-person but were both dead by then.

Here's my question - how do I exact my revenge on my buddy? We will work several times together this year . . . I'm thinking something involving a tazer when he comes out of the shower . . . there's just something about him wollowing on the floor with no control of body functions that appeals to me right now. Any idea?

I don't have enough ice packs to cover everything that needs covered so I'm thinking about preparing an ice-bath . . . wish me luck!

Forgot to mention that I had a fight in the second game which resulted in 2 ejections!

[JugglingReferee]

Originally Posted by Mountaineer

Here's my question - how do I exact my revenge on my buddy? We will work several times together this year . . . I'm thinking something involving a tazer when he comes out of the shower . . . there's just something about him wollowing on the floor with no control of body functions that appeals to me right now. Any idea?

Have a brochure for ED sent to his house???

[just another ref]

Originally Posted by Mountaineer

Here's my question - how do I exact my revenge on my buddy?

Next time you see him, pretend he's a coach.


Puke on his shoes and stare at his pants.

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by JugglingReferee

Have a brochure for ED sent to his house???

Or his office.

[Mark Padgett]

This is simple. For the rest of the season, refer to him as "Old School" and tell your association that's his nickname. Also, you can "invite" him to work a game for a huge amount at some school that will take about 20 gallons of gas to get to. Of course, there is no such game.

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

This is simple. For the rest of the season, refer to him as "Old School" and tell your association that's his nickname. Also, you can "invite" him to work a game for a huge amount at some school that will take about 20 gallons of gas to get to. Of course, there is no such game.

That is Just Your Opinion.

[Mountaineer]

Hmmmmm, I like the ED thing . . .

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by Mountaineer

Hmmmmm, I like the ED thing . . .

Let us know how it plays out.

[Scrapper1]

Originally Posted by 26 Year Gap

Let us know how it plays out.

If it takes longer than 4 hours to play out, you should see a doctor immediately.

[Mregor]

Use his email address to register at a porn site, not that I've ever done that.

Mregor

[26 Year Gap]

Mr. Moderator. Oh, Mr. Moderator!