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[IRISHMAFIA]

Should read:

Dave: Why's that?

Catcher: Because you get to stare at my fabulous *** all game.

Dave: Ball

Catcher: Didn't you see that? Wasn't it a strike?

Dave: Don't know, I was looking at your fabulous ***.

Originally Posted by IRISHMAFIA

Should read:

Dave: Why's that?

Catcher: Because you get to stare at my fabulous *** all game.

Dave: Ball

Catcher: Didn't you see that? Wasn't it a strike?

Dave: Don't know, I was looking at your fabulous ***.

And if the batter is looking at the rack, call all the strikes you want!

[bkbjones]

We used to do the "clean and sober league" here.

Among others, we had some strippers. I remember, six years later, this one catcher in particular. The formulae for figuring out weights, specific gravity and water displacement comes to mind. Not that she was heavy, mind you, but them coughsufferers were much more than a mouthful and she didn't wear a whole heckuva lot when she wasn't a stripper.

At the end of the third inning, she turned around and shook my hand.

"I've got to go now, but I wanted to thank you for not drooling on my shoulder."

[NCASAUmp]

Originally Posted by IRISHMAFIA

Should read:

Dave: Why's that?

Catcher: Because you get to stare at my fabulous *** all game.

Dave: Ball

Catcher: Didn't you see that? Wasn't it a strike?

Dave: Don't know, I was looking at your fabulous ***.

It wasn't that fabulous! Girl coulda lost about 30 pounds first. Then, it'd probably be fabulous.