[bkbjones]

We used to do the "clean and sober league" here.

Among others, we had some strippers. I remember, six years later, this one catcher in particular. The formulae for figuring out weights, specific gravity and water displacement comes to mind. Not that she was heavy, mind you, but them coughsufferers were much more than a mouthful and she didn't wear a whole heckuva lot when she wasn't a stripper.

At the end of the third inning, she turned around and shook my hand.

"I've got to go now, but I wanted to thank you for not drooling on my shoulder."