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yeah but I can never remember who vaporizes spock and cuts the head off the lizard and all that stuff...
But it might be fun to say during pregame.
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In coed slow pitch ball, sometimes we usually let the well-endowed female captain pick home or visitor. Usually the male captain from the other team is too busy staring at the rack to even notice. We umpires are sometimes counting our cash and wondering the price.
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Me: Why's that? Catcher: Because you get to stare at my fabulous *** all game. Me (mentally): It ain't that fabulous, honey. Turn around, and I'll enjoy your fabulousness.
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Should read:
Dave: Why's that? Catcher: Because you get to stare at my fabulous *** all game. Dave: Ball Catcher: Didn't you see that? Wasn't it a strike? Dave: Don't know, I was looking at your fabulous ***. |
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And if the batter is looking at the rack, call all the strikes you want!
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We used to do the "clean and sober league" here.
Among others, we had some strippers. I remember, six years later, this one catcher in particular. The formulae for figuring out weights, specific gravity and water displacement comes to mind. Not that she was heavy, mind you, but them coughsufferers were much more than a mouthful and she didn't wear a whole heckuva lot when she wasn't a stripper. At the end of the third inning, she turned around and shook my hand. "I've got to go now, but I wanted to thank you for not drooling on my shoulder."
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It wasn't that fabulous! Girl coulda lost about 30 pounds first. Then, it'd probably be fabulous.
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Dave I haven't decided if I should call it from the dugout or the outfield. Apparently, both have really great views! Screw green, it ain't easy being blue! I won't be coming here that much anymore. I might check in now and again. |
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