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Originally Posted by Ref Ump Welsch
In coed slow pitch ball, sometimes we usually let the well-endowed female captain pick home or visitor. Usually the male captain from the other team is too busy staring at the rack to even notice. We umpires are sometimes counting our cash and wondering the price.  |
I once had a catcher with an absolutely GORGEOUS rack in coed SP, and she often wore spandex while behind the plate. During her pitcher's warm-ups, she said to me, "you're so lucky."
Me: Why's that?
Catcher: Because you get to stare at my fabulous *** all game.
Me (mentally): It ain't that fabulous, honey. Turn around, and I'll enjoy your fabulousness.