Association in need of help.

[Dakota]

I didn't mean the OP personally, but if this association is assigning umpires to DIV 1 softball (LSU, etc., are no pushovers...), then I guess I'm surprised at some of the rule "interpretations." But, then, I don't do NCAA, so what do I know?

[topper]

Originally Posted by Dakota

Can't say for sure, but I seriously doubt the association in the OP does NCAA... At least, not any NCAA that anyone else might recognize...

I agree.

Then again, we are talking about Louisiana. Right, Whiskers?

[whiskers_ump]

Originally Posted by topper

I agree.

Then again, we are talking about Louisiana. Right, Whiskers?

You are correct as always.

[bkbjones]

Originally Posted by Dholloway1962

she can stand on plate and "play catch with herself" any number of times.

I dunno if this is an illegal pitch, but if you do it in public in Arkansas you get 10 years in the pen.

[bkbjones]

Originally Posted by CajunNewBlue

... i think they are just trying to catch me giving them a wrong answer. like i overheard last night... "little dude cant be right about that... its only gonna be his third year". grrrrr.

do they have close relatives in the PNW? extras from Dueling Banjos????and were those close relatives at a meeting for new umpires in Renton, WA on Monday night, even though they are veterans???? I think SRW and I may have met them.

ASA training class moderator: "Yes, the book doesn't say there is a certain amount of time someone has to have control of the ball for it to be a catch. However, if the guy makes a catch, runs 100 yards, chats up some good looking mom in the stands, and then drops the ball, I hope you still have a catch. You just have to be use a little common sense when others around you have NO common sense."

Dueling Banjos extras: "Now come on, the rule book says the release has to be voluntary. Are you trying to tell these folks the release doesn't have to be voluntary?"

Siiigh. Among things I hate, the ones I hate most are ones trying to get gotchas. If I uck fup, tell me. Otherwise, STFU.

[CajunNewBlue]

Just venting a little.... sigh... and the "association" I am referring to only does High School and rec. ball. and some of the guys on here that I have worked with can attest to how "rough" I was (and still am at times) coming outta there after 2 years. but thats another story!

[CajunNewBlue]

and to clarify for whiskers and topper.... i dont work the same assoc. as gene & wayne.. well i mean i do, but just as a "floater" (no, not the kind in yer toilet bowl.. ) but my home assoc. is farther east than lake charles.

[bkbjones]

Originally Posted by CajunNewBlue

and to clarify for whiskers and topper.... i dont work the same assoc. as gene & wayne.. well i mean i do, but just as a "floater" (no, not the kind in yer toilet bowl.. ) but my home assoc. is farther east than lake charles.

Oh, so when they called you a young turd they weren't being serious...

[CajunNewBlue]

Originally Posted by bkbjones

Oh, so when they called you a young turd they weren't being serious...

I wish i was young.... but one good thing... im not as old as whiskers (I would add nor as handsome, but that would sound gei ) kinda stoked tonight.. did my first JUCO games ..... don't think the visiting coach will be asking for me to come call her home games...that woman was P!SSED. (tying run on third and 2 outs and her batter looks at a fat change-up for strike three) sigh... must called that coz i was in a hurry to get home. (like i haven't heard that one before)

[whiskers_ump]

Originally Posted by CajunNewBlue

I wish i was young.... but one good thing... im not as old as whiskers (I would add nor as handsome, but that would sound gei ) kinda stoked tonight.. did my first JUCO games ..... don't think the visiting coach will be asking for me to come call her home games...that woman was P!SSED. (tying run on third and 2 outs and her batter looks at a fat change-up for strike three) sigh... must called that coz i was in a hurry to get home. (like i haven't heard that one before)

Sounds like one I have already had the pleasure of working for.

[CajunNewBlue]

Originally Posted by whiskers_ump

Sounds like one I have already had the pleasure of working for.

maybe, dont wanna say whom "its an open forum" ... but I was already alerted that she wasnt as bad as im gonna have in a couple of weeks in my first NCAA series. sigh. (but then again i've been told to watch out for this coach or that coach... and i never had a problem. go figure.)

[Andy]

Originally Posted by CajunNewBlue

...(tying run on third and 2 outs and her batter looks at a fat change-up for strike three) sigh... must called that coz i was in a hurry to get home. (like i haven't heard that one before)

I must have had her evil twin JC coach sister a while back...her team commits about eight errors in the field, but it's my fault they lost 6-1.