Gold-Medal Jokes

[ROMANO]

Originally posted by rainmaker
And now...

My all-time personal favorite joke. I've heard it before but it will still be funny a thousand repetitions from now (if you edit out the Puerto Ricans, which I did)...

Romano and The Proof that Jesus was a Black.. Jewish... Irish... Woman...

WAS JESUS A BLACK JEWISH IRISH WOMAN?

PROOF THAT JESUS WAS...

...Jewish:

1. He went into his father's business.
2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.

...Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He never held a steady job.
3. His last request was a drink.

...Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

...Black:

1. He called everybody brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

...Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But the most compelling evidence of all - proof that Jesus was a WOMAN:

1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2 . He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for him to do.

[Edited by rainmaker on May 7th, 2003 at 12:21 PM]

THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU..JUULIE!!!
I'M THE WINNER!!!
I WANT TO SAY THANK YOU TO MY MOTHER..FATHER..AND ALL MY FAMILY..(and to y dog)i can't belive..the OSCAR is mine..
i want to dedicate this winning to all the israeli people that aren't used to laugh very much.. especially in the last time..this victory is a gift,a present to my country that today celebrate 55 years..today is israel Independence day and we all very happy.
i won 3 medals and another medal for the best joke....
peace...
David