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And now...
My all-time personal favorite joke. I've heard it before but it will still be funny a thousand repetitions from now (if you edit out the Puerto Ricans, which I did)...
Romano and The Proof that Jesus was a Black.. Jewish... Irish... Woman...
WAS JESUS A BLACK JEWISH IRISH WOMAN?
PROOF THAT JESUS WAS...
...Jewish:
1. He went into his father's business.
2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.
...Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He never held a steady job.
3. His last request was a drink.
...Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.
...Black:
1. He called everybody brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
...Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But the most compelling evidence of all - proof that Jesus was a WOMAN:
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2 . He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for him to do.
[Edited by rainmaker on May 7th, 2003 at 12:21 PM]
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