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The ROFLMAO Single Post award ...
Chuck Elias and various A Man Walked into a Bar puns
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll
serve you, but don't start anything."
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was assalted.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married.
The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was brilliant.
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of
home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."
A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad
Wrap shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see
you're nuts."
[Edited by rainmaker on May 7th, 2003 at 12:26 PM]
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