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Most Hilarious Farmer's Daughter Story
Bob Jenkins and the Beaux Named Freddy, Joe, and ...
A farmer has three daughters, all getting ready to go out on a date (well, different dates) one Friday evening. The farmer, as is his wont (yes, that's a word), gathers his shotgun and stands by the front door, ready to greet the young gentlemen.
Soon, the doorbell rings. The farmer opens the door and the young gentleman says, "Hi. My name is Freddy. I'm here for Betty. We're going out for spaghetti. Is she ready?"
The farmer looks the well-dressed caller over, and nods his assent. The happy couple drives away.
After a few minutes, the doorbell rings again.
"Hello, my name is Joe. I'm here for Flo. We've got tickets to the show. Can she go?"
Again, the farmer gives his blessing, and the couple heads off.
The farmer has no sooner shut the door when the doorbell rings for the third time.
"Hello, my name is Chuck. ..."
BANG, the farmer shoots him.
[Edited by rainmaker on May 7th, 2003 at 12:25 PM]
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