JOKES!!!

[ChuckElias]

Originally posted by ROMANO
In a small country pub, all the patrons became quite used to the pub owner's little dog

Ok, I've shared a rope-in-a-bar joke and a mushroom-in-a-bar joke, so here's my dog-in-a-bar joke.

Guy walks into a bar with his dog. The guy says to the barkeep, "Will you give me a free drink if I can prove that my dog can talk?"

Intrigued, but unimpressed, the bartender says, "Sure, let's hear it."

The guy turns to the dog and says, "If I don't shave in the morning, how does my face feel?"

The dog says, "Rrrrrrrruff!"

The guy looks up triumphantly, but the bartender clearly isn't buying it.

So he asks the dog, "What covers the top of a building?"

The dog says, "Rrrrroof!"

The bartender is simply shaking his head, so the guy asks the dog, "Who was the greatest baseball player ever?"

The dog says, "Rrruth!"

The bartender has finally had enough and tells the guy to get lost. The guy gets up and he and the dog leave the bar. Walking down the sidewalk, the guy says to no one in particular, "I coulda used that drink, too."

"Sorry," says the dog. "I should've said Dimaggio."