JOKES!!!

[Hollerace]

Three chaps are on holidays in Spain and find themselves sitting at a bar together. Each guy orders a draft beer, and a fly lands in each one's beer.

The Irish guy pulls out the fly, discards it, and says, "No harm there," and drinks down his beer.

The English guy immediately returns his beer to the barkeep. "This is disgusting," he says. "I won't drink a tainted beverage."

The Scottish guy carefully picks up his fly by its wings, holds it over the glass and screams, "SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT!"

Ace