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Old Thu Feb 02, 2006, 05:35pm
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A man and his wife of 35 years is traveling through Jerusalem when the wife has a terrible reaction to an insect bite and dies.

He finds out that he can have her flown back to the U.S. for $5,000 or buried in Jerusalem for $150.

When confronted about his choice, the man is pretty firm about flying her back to the U.S. The locals are perplexed that someone would spend that kind of money when he could spend $150 and get her buried right there in the holy land.

He explained his reasoning, "There was a man buried in the holy land once and after three days, he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance".