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Old Mon Jun 05, 2006, 11:11pm
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An old irish priest goes into a bar in Ann Arbor, Michigan and sits down at the bar. He says to the bartender "Sir, I'd like to tell you a story about the greatest football team ever, the Notre Dame Fighting Irish". The bartender runs over to him and says "Whoa, buddy! You see those two guys over there? They were both on the offensive line for Michigan, and won the National Championship! The guy playing pool? he was an all-american with the wolverines in '77, and the guy at the end of the bar used to block for Desmond Howard. This place is full of Michigan Wolverines, and they're all listening. Are you sure you want to tell this story?" The priest though a moment, and said "Nah, you're right. I don't want to have to spell the big words."
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Old Thu Jun 08, 2006, 11:19pm
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Guy walks into an adult bookstore and asks for an inflatable doll.

The counter guy asks him "male or female?"
The guy says "female"
Counter guy says "black or white?"
The guy says "white"
Counter guy says "Christian or Muslim?"
Guy says "What the hell does religion have to do with anything?"
Counter guy says "The muslim one blows itself up."
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