Foul Weather Stuff

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Unwritten rules (now being written) for inclement weather wardrobe.

1. Never wear long sleaves unless the temp is in the forties.

2. Never wear gloves unless there is accumulated snow on the ground.

3. Never put your frozen ungloved hands in your pockets....ever!

4. Never wear a rain jacket or pullover...ever!

5. Never wear the face hat thing unless the temps are subzero.

6. Always pay your health insurance premiums...you will need it.