First Time Varsity R: Advice

[parepat]

During the conference with the coaches I gave them this little speech the first time out. It worked for me.

Listen M-Fer, there is a new sheriff in town and his name is (insert your name here) and I do not put up with and B*** S*** from coaches. My rules are as follows:

You give me a problem...you're gone
Any of your assistants give me a problem...you're gone
Any of your players give me a problem...gone
Run the score up unneccessarily on the opponent...gone
Call time outs when you are down by 40...gone
Complain that "he was in the grasp" "out of the pocket" "tuck rule" or any other NFL/ College rule...you're gone.
If you have any questions...Go F yourself.

Other than that good luck coach.

Suprisingly I didn't get any playoff assignments last year.