Funniest thing you heard a fan say

[loners4me]

Girls grade school. Goofball partner wore a blue tooth device and said it was since he was "on call" At halftime a fan approached him and said "hey at least you wont miss a call................

[Freddy]

MS 5/6 grade boys coach's last word before sitting down after receiving a merited T: "That's why you'll always be a middle school ref!"
Very next night, same coach as a fan standing at the doorway just off the endline in his home gym while my partners and I were nailing a conference title game with his school's boys' varisty team playing: "......................................"

[JugglingReferee]

Had a fan stop us after a football game adamant that we missed many horse collar tackles.

After we let her rant for 20 seconds, we asked her what a horse collar tackle was. She didn't have an answer, so she stormed away.

[AKOFL]

hey ref.....found your cell phone. it has 5 missed calls. I had to chuckle.

[BballRookie]

I guess this is a fan/coach interaction, but I'm new so I can bend the rules a little, right?

6th grade AAU. This happened two days ago. Player A gets his 5th foul, or so we thought. The scorebook signals it was only his 4th, which confused everyone in the gym, including me. I went with the book, so he wasn't fouled out. Later found out the scorekeeper was player A's mom(she won't be back at that position).

Some older gentleman yells across the gym, as the kid keeps on playing, "That young man has fouled out!"

Player A's coach, yells back "Shut up @--hole" in a fairly quiet gym. I missed him saying this, or it would have been a T.

6th grade? Set a positive example, coach.

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by BballRookie

I guess this is a fan/coach interaction, but I'm new so I can bend the rules a little, right?

6th grade AAU. This happened two days ago. Player A gets his 5th foul, or so we thought. The scorebook signals it was only his 4th, which confused everyone in the gym, including me. I went with the book, so he wasn't fouled out. Later found out the scorekeeper was player A's mom(she won't be back at that position).

Some older gentleman yells across the gym, as the kid keeps on playing, "That young man has fouled out!"

Player A's coach, yells back "Shut up @--hole" in a fairly quiet gym. I missed him saying this, or it would have been a T.

6th grade? Set a positive example, coach.

So, who heard him? Your partner? Given the level of the game, he may have had to listen to the remainder of the game on his car radio.

[Rufus]

First game back after a long hiatus from officiating and my wife thought it would be fun to be there with the kids to support me (big mistake - at one point one of the kids turned to her and said "Mom - why's everyone yelling at dad?"). Anyway, she's sitting behind the boy's coach for Team A while the girls game is going on and someone sits down next to him and asks him how the officials are tonight. The coach's reply was "Old and older."

I got to know the coach over the next couple of seasons and told him that story after he had transitioned out of coaching to administration. He seemed really embarrassed by the statement but I assured him it was one of my favorites.

[Rich]

Originally Posted by 26 Year Gap

So, who heard him? Your partner? Given the level of the game, he may have had to listen to the remainder of the game on his car radio.

Without a doubt a flagrant T from me. (1) He yelled at a fan, (2) He used profanity in yelling at a fan. Two for the price of one.