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[Scuba_ref]

I don't smack anyone on the rump except my wife and then only when she makes a good play.

Seriously, I posted on another thread that the supervisor of officials for the NCAA division blabbetty blab in the area here told me to never ever touch a player or coach. His comment was followed by an example where a female official smacked a college women's player on the rump. After the game the coach or the AD (can't remember which) called the supervisor and said that the official was a lesbian and wanted to pursue some sort of disciplinary action. The supervisor told me that he can never send that official to that school again.