Coach K

[Jurassic Referee]

Straight out of a non-official's mouth....

"Krzyzewski cries about referees' calls every...single...play."

Annoyingly arrogant Duke, coach :: CHICAGO SUN-TIMES :: Rick Morrissey

I can see every.... single..... non-Dook fan sitting there nodding their head up and down while reading this.

[26 Year Gap]

And, unfortunately, there is enough ABS to put AGWAY out of business.

[M&M Guy]

Ow, my neck hurts. I think I nodded too quickly as I was reading.

But, I don't hate Duke for making me feel that way.

[Adam]

Hating Duke makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Maybe that's the tacos I had for breakfast this morning.

[grunewar]

Some of my favorite lines:

I wish I were on an airplane so I'd have a barf bag.

Calipari leaves a trail of ooze behind him wherever he goes.

Duke annoys the crud out of me.

Krzyzewski cries about referees' calls every ... single ... play. It's as if he's being physically violated.

if the Mountaineers should win, I might even have a skip in my step.


I like this guy's style. Thanks for posting it Jurassic!

[Adam]

My favorite:
Anyone with even the slightest amount of self-awareness would say: ''As much as I'm flattered by these e-mails and as much as I agree with their content, I'm going to look like a Hall of Fame narcissist if I allow the Webmaster to put them on my site. So I won't.''

[fullor30]

Morrissey is hands down the best columnist in Chicago and like his fellow Irish counterpart, Rick Reilly, can turn a phrase. Always a good read in the windy city no matter what the topic.

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by fullor30

Morrissey is hands down the best columnist in Chicago and like his fellow Irish counterpart, Rick Reilly, can turn a phrase. Always a good read in the windy city no matter what the topic.

Rick Reilly has written a couple of absolutely hilarious golf novels. Great read. Of course, when it comes to sports writing, no one can touch Dan Jenkins imo.

[fullor30]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

Rick Reilly has written a couple of absolutely hilarious golf novels. Great read. Of course, when it comes to sports writing, no one can touch Dan Jenkins imo.

Jenkins is right up there, and much more than a sports writer. I don't laugh out loud very often while reading, but Reilly in Who's your Caddy, specifically the John Daley chapter, had me soiling myself.

[Welpe]

I hate myself for this but I'm rooting for Duke over West Virginia. If Duke wins then I win my bracket pool at work. I feel entirely too filthy over this situation. I hope Jurassic won't be too mad at me.

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by Welpe

I hate myself for this but I'm rooting for Duke over West Virginia. If Duke wins then I win my bracket pool at work. I feel entirely too filthy over this situation. I hope Jurassic won't be too mad at me.

Krzyzewski versus Huggins? Hell, I hope neither team wins! Let 'em both forfeit and have MSU and Butler play for the National Championship.

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by fullor30

Jenkins is right up there, and much more than a sports writer. I don't laugh out loud very often while reading, but Reilly in Who's your Caddy, specifically the John Daley chapter, had me soiling myself.

Yup, read that one too. Reilly has a new book out called "Sports From Hell; Search For The World's Dumbest Sports". I think it's about wimmens basketball. Haven't read it yet but I'm looking forward to doing so.

[oc]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

Yup, read that one too. Reilly has a new book out called "Sports From Hell; Search For The World's Dumbest Sports".

Sounds like yet again another golf book by Reilly.

[Tio]

Sounds to me like a North Carolina fan is rather bitter that their rival is in the final four...and the heels are in the NIT.

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by Tio

Sounds to me like a North Carolina fan is rather bitter that their rival is in the final four...and the heels are in the NIT.

Sounds to me like you're just another Dook apologist.

Nobody is saying that he isn't a good coach, maybe even a great one. In college, recruiting can have a much greater impact on the ol' win/loss record than sheer coaching acumen(prime example being Calipari). And Dook does attract the top-level recruits. But a whole bunch of people (hundreds of millions according to the latest poll) are saying that K's about as far as you can get from being the paragon of sportsmanship that his adoring fans try to portray him as being. When it comes to trying to influence officials...and we're officials....the man is just another whiny, complaining, crybaby hemmorhoid....and he's also worse than most(98.72% according to the latest poll) of the whiny, complaining, crybaby hemmorhoids in his vocation.