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[BillyMac]

... It's reported you've been drinking and a running round with men and goin' wild.

Originally Posted by just another ref

Tell Ms. Johnson that the violation was for being closely guarded for 5 seconds, not for 5 arm swings, and if she says that anybody was watching that closely at the time, and was put at a disadvantage by the visible count being a second behind the actual count, tell her politely that it didn't happen.

I'll be sure to tell her, on your behalf, Saturday night. It's our first date. I hope to discover what "goin' wild" means.

[just another ref]

Originally Posted by BillyMac

... It's reported you've been drinking and a running round with men and goin' wild.



I'll be sure to tell her, on your behalf, Saturday night. It's our first date. I hope to discover what "goin' wild" means.

I would avoid the subject entirely if I were you. No, I get it. If you don't score, you're just looking for someplace else to put the blame.

Sound familiar?

[BillyMac]

Originally Posted by just another ref

Sound familiar?

It's always her, it's never me.

[BillyMac]

Originally Posted by just another ref

If you don't score, you're just looking for someplace else to put the blame.

The problem is, on the rare occasions when I do score, I make the three point "touchdown" signal and yell, "Three". For some reason, there's never another date after that.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by BillyMac

The problem is, on the rare occasions when I do score, I make the three point "touchdown" signal and yell, "Three". For some reason, there's never another date after that.

Maybe you'd do better if you didn't commit so many offensive fouls while scoring.

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Maybe you'd do better if you didn't commit so many offensive fouls while scoring.

Naw, it's the victory lap after that pisses 'em off.