Grabbing Net During Warm-ups

[BillyMac]

Originally Posted by Back In The Saddle

I've heard rumors that a certain poster who shall remain nameless ...*cough* BillyMac *cough* ... likes to goad players into proving they can grab the rim during warmups. Nobody knows why this person would allegedly do this, but reportedly he's often heard muttering, "I'll show them. I'll show them all. We should just flip a @#$%^ coin!", and laughing maniacally.

"Hey, number 13, is that just tape on your finger?"

"Number 10. Please tuck your shirt in."

"Number 4. You can't play with black wrist bands when everybody else on your team has white wristbands."

"Hey, number 12, you see that kid on the other team, number 15, he says that you can't jump high enough to grab the rim"

"Nice jump kid. Now go over and tell your coach why we're starting this game with technical free throws instead of a jump ball. And, really, that was a great jump. I'll tell number 15 that he was wrong."