This solves half of everything

[Mark Padgett]

It came to me in a dream. I still have some more rec games the next two weekends so I'm going to experiment. I've decided to call everything totally in favor of one team. Every time the other team makes any contact at all, I'll call a foul and I won't call any fouls on the first team regardless of contact. Every time the other team has possession, I'll call a violation and I will call no violations on the first team regardless of what they do. Why? That way, only half the coaches, players and spectators will complain! 50% peace and quiet is better than 0%.

What do you guys think? Good idea?