Partner tries to "pick up" coach

[mick]

Originally Posted by grunewar

“Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and I’m [your name] .”

That works for a while, but eventually they'll find out who you are.

[Adam]

Originally Posted by mick

That works for a while, but eventually they'll find out who you are.

I might try it on my wife tonight. I'll let you know if it works.

[mbyron]

Originally Posted by Snaqwells

I might try it on my wife tonight. I'll let you know if it works.

You have to pick up your wife? Whoa, that's harsh.

[Welpe]

Originally Posted by Snaqwells

I might try it on my wife tonight. I'll let you know if it works.

Brief us tomorrow morning on how the couch was.

[Adam]

Originally Posted by Welpe

Brief us tomorrow morning on how the couch was.

We have a guest bed in the basement, and the mother-in-law went home this morning.

Sometimes, it's like I'm a guest in my own house.

[Mark Padgett]

"A FIVE HUNDRED POUND PENGUIN!!!"

"What?"

"I just thought I'd say something that would break the ice."

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by Snaqwells

We have a guest bed in the basement, and the mother-in-law went home this morning.

Sometimes, it's like I'm a guest in my own house.

A 'welcomed' guest? Or an 'unwlecomed' guest?

[M&M Guy]

Originally Posted by Snaqwells

We have a guest bed in the basement, and the mother-in-law went home this morning.

Sometimes, it's like I'm a guest in my own house.

So, you were trying pickup lines on your mother-in-law, and that forced her to go home?

[Adam]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

So, you were trying pickup lines on your mother-in-law, and that forced her to go home?

I think I'm going to throw up.

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by Snaqwells

I think I'm going to throw up.

Where's Padgett with his visual of the puking Snaqs?