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Old Mon Feb 16, 2009, 02:59pm
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Had to do with pick up lines believe it or not!
I called and bought a couple.

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."
"If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
"You must be a broom, because you've swept me off my feet."

Should I buy more?
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Old Mon Feb 16, 2009, 03:21pm
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Are thoes space pants your wearing, because your a$$ is out of this world. Or for the extreamly desperate. You have a pulse, I find that incredibly attractive in a women.
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Old Mon Feb 16, 2009, 03:23pm
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ive always been partial to:

Hey how about you come over and we have a few drinks, some pizza and get busy.

After they give you the weird/dirty look say

Fine we dont have to drink or have pizza.
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You have a pulse, I find that incredibly attractive in a women.
I think Snaqs has that one as a registered trade mark already.

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Back in college, my housemates and I went to the bar for the purpose of trying cheesy pick-up lines. Nothing we ever said worked.
As if your l337 status needed any further proof.
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I think Snaqs has that one as a registered trade mark already.
Dude, that hurts.
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Dude, that hurts.
Sorry, I was channeling my inner Hyena.
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Sorry, I was channeling my inner Hyena.
You football guys channel, too? Whoda thunkit?!
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All time favorite pick-up line:
Would you hold it against me if I told you what a beautiful body you have.

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I called and bought a couple.

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."
"If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
"You must be a broom, because you've swept me off my feet."

Should I buy more?
I hope those charges will be made discreetly to your credit card.
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I hope those charges will be made discreetly to your credit card.
Paid cash. No paper trail.

Bought one more:
"If I said you have a terrific body, would you hold it against me?"

Got one free:
"I'll bet you $20 you turn me down."

I hope they come with a money-back guarantee if they don't work.
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Paid cash. No paper trail.

Bought one more:
"If I said you have a terrific body, would you hold it against me?"

Got one free:
"I'll bet you $20 you turn me down."

I hope they come with a money-back guarantee if they don't work.
Will you be trying each one twice?
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Bought one more:
"If I said you have a terrific body, would you hold it against me?"
That has worked.
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Maybe someone should make a song about that line..........

oh wait .......... nevermind
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Hey Ranjo, what's your opinion about referees wining and dining coaches?
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