Scorekeeping/APOB

[Mark Padgett]

I knew a scorekeeper who would make a check mark next to APOB every time he saw "A Pretty Old Broad" in the stands. I asked him if he meant a broad who was pretty old or an old broad who was pretty and he said it was the latter.

[mbyron]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

I knew a scorekeeper who would make a check mark next to APOB every time he saw "A Pretty Old Broad" in the stands. I asked him if he meant a broad who was pretty old or an old broad who was pretty and he said it was the latter.

Proper punctuation solves this issue: a pretty old broad vs. a pretty, old broad (respectively).

If you'd like to learn how to speak your punctuation, please consult Victor Borge.

[mbyron]

Originally Posted by mbyron

If you'd like to learn how to speak your punctuation, please consult Victor Borge.

Link.

[Amesman]

... consulting Victor Borge ...

Originally Posted by mbyron

Link.

Lord, Byron, thanks for another classic