Weird non-game incidents on the court

[Freddy]

Mark P.,
I picked up a turd last year during a frosh boys' game, thinking it was a Baby Ruth, but it wasn't.
Does that count?

[Freddy]

Mark P.,
Back in '81 (back when tight pants were in, even for referees), I recall having the zipper on my pants somehow break during a game. Hustled into the dressing room during a time-out and thought I'd do a quick repair with a safety pin.
Safety pin gave way very soon thereafter and . . . OUCH!!!
Had to hustle back into the locker room, very carefully as I ran. OUCH!...OUCH!...OUCH!!!
Can't remember how I resolved it after that.
Does that count?

Originally Posted by Freddy

Mark P.,
I picked up a turd last year during a frosh boys' game, thinking it was a Baby Ruth, but it wasn't.
Does that count?

Aye, that explains the sign in the bathroom when I ate at Fazoli's today, which gave five instances when one should wash their hands. Number 5: After touching any body part.